Captain America/Brooklyn 99 AU → Natasha Romanov as Detective Rosa Diaz"What kind of woman doesn’t own an axe?"
Anonymous said: could you write something where bucky can pick up thor's hammer please? thanks!
"Here, you dropped this," Bucky says, holding out the hammer.
The room goes deathly silent, all eyes trained on him. ”How are you doing that?” Tony says, the first to break, looking around from face to face wildly. ”How are you - how is he doing that?”
"Uh," says Bucky. He looks down. He’s not even holding it with the metal hand. "With my hand?"
Thor starts advancing on him, and Bucky falls back a step, but not before he sets the hammer gingerly on the ground. Sam, as Steve is not present, steps cleanly between the two, hands raised in a placating gesture. ”Look, if he’s broken some sort of Asgardian thing, some sort of tradition or law with other people’s weapons, you can’t be mad at him, I’ve done it too,” he says, bends down, and picks up the hammer. It isn’t even that heavy. ”See? And Steve moves it when he’s cleaning, I’ve seen him do it.
Thor stops in his tracks, and is suddenly laughing so hard he has to support his weight on his knees. ”What?” Bucky asks. ”What’s so funny?”
In the background, Tony kicks the wall and swears.
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I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.
i hate marvel merchandise i really do because if you think slapping a picture of The Avengers on the plastic wrap of a pack of tissues is going to make me buy it when I’m already out spending money that I don’t have you are absolutely right and it is infuriating.
a friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. it relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. therapists have used this with their patients and i have tried it myself it works pretty well
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My mom’s a therapist and she recommends this to people all the time
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